I’ve been sick.
(cough, hack, snort, wheeze)
I’ve been staring at this monitor for I don’t know how long now and all I can think about is how pissed off I am. The house is a wreck, I’m behind in my work, and the sound of most people’s voice just makes me angry. I wanted to write something funny today. Something to make both you and I smile — but NOOOOOOOOO — I have to be freakin’ sick, so instead you get a rant and bitching. Sorry folks. It’s just one of those days.
(hack, cough, sneeze)
I need a kleenex.