My friends are all going to hate me for revealing how burr-GUN-dee they can be from time to time (learn what burr-GUN-dee means) – but my thought is, “Hey, we all say and do stupid shit – if it’s funny, why not share?” But, just as not to totally alienate them and piss them off – I’ll start with stupid misconceptions. (Besides guys, I’m not naming names – you know who you are , but no one else does.)
- Thinking Silicone Valley is where all the women in California go to get breast implants.
- Thinking rice is pasta.
- Thinking “kiss and make up” actually involved cosmetics.
- Thinking only children have kidneys (say it out loud, kid-knees).
There are more…but I’m having brain fart right now and can’t think of any. I’ll come back and update when I do. In the mean time – add your own burr-GUN-dee thoughts or moments below. It’s a great human equalizer – knowing that we are all stupid sometimes.