So I’m looking for a silhouette of a woman from behind and looking through a database of stock photography…
Me: Why Everybody gotta look like a hooker?
Ron: You look like a hooker?
Me: No. The women on my screen look like hookers.
Ron: (much too hopeful) Why are you looking at women on your screen? You feeling randy?
Me: No jackass. It’s for work.
Ron: Oh. (looking at my screen)
Me: See? Why everybody gotta look like a hooker?
