I was hungry. It was late. So I googled “healthy late night snacks”. The first result was from Men’s Health. So I’m all “Score! Dudes love junk food I bet I’ll find some great ideas here!”
What I got was a list of crap like yogurt, nuts and frozen fruit.
I bet dudes all over the country are putting down their beers heading for the fridge scratching their late night bellies and thinking…”Now where did she put the frozen blueberries?”
What I ended up eating was this…
Then Ron came back from a trip to the corner store with snacking provisions of his own (sorry Men’s Health, no blueberries). And he ate this…
That’s the world’s most mustardy tuna fish salad in the world. But I mean who am I to judge? I’m eating little hairy fishes. And now that I’m looking back at the pic – my snack looks pretty scary too.
The smell from the tuna and anchovies must have been strong because pretty soon we saw this…
Meow! (which means back away from your tuna and anchovies and no one gets hurt) I swear that cat looks possessed, evil or retarded in every photo I take of him.
See? Now he looks like evil blue Smurf kitty.
Bottom line is, no one wants frozen blueberries for a midnight snack and you probably don’t want tuna salad or anchovies now for that matter, either.
