I Don’t Care How Bad His Butt Stinks! (things you only say as a mom – or if you have a butt thing)

True story.

My only regret is that I didn’t think to snap a pic.

Son #2: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOOOOOPPPPPPP!

Son #1: DUDE! Your butt ST-INKS!

Me: Look, you don’t spray your brother’s butt with Febreeze® I don’t care how bad it stinks!